{"id":22956,"date":"2006-12-05T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2006-12-05T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/2006\/12\/05\/goddamn-snakes\/"},"modified":"2006-12-05T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2006-12-05T06:00:00","slug":"goddamn-snakes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/2006\/12\/05\/goddamn-snakes\/","title":{"rendered":"Goddamn Snakes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s this part of my commute home where two lanes turns into three lanes (a lane on the right is added because of a merge) and then about a half mile later, this right lane merges in and the road becomes two lanes again. Imagine that it&#8217;s an extended merging lane.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s maddening that so many drivers who were in the right lane will jump over to the &#8220;new&#8221; right merging lane and snake down the side, just to merge to the left again and cause us all to slow down. I hate those people. I wish I had a rocket launcher on my car at times like those.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s this part of my commute home where two lanes turns into three lanes (a lane on the right is added because of a merge) and then about a half mile later, this right lane merges in and the road becomes two lanes again. Imagine that it&#8217;s an extended merging lane. It&#8217;s maddening that so &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/2006\/12\/05\/goddamn-snakes\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Goddamn Snakes<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22956","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9Fk3x-5Yg","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22956","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22956"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22956\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22956"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22956"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22956"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}