{"id":22905,"date":"2006-09-06T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2006-09-06T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/2006\/09\/06\/dont-know-my-name\/"},"modified":"2006-09-06T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2006-09-06T06:00:00","slug":"dont-know-my-name","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/2006\/09\/06\/dont-know-my-name\/","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t Know My Name"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I always think it&#8217;s funny when people I am acquainted with but do not really know me see me and can&#8217;t remember my name. Then they always say &#8220;Hey buddy&#8221; or &#8220;Hey man&#8221;. But my favorite is when they say &#8220;Hi guy&#8221;. I will then mention that Guy is my father&#8217;s name, just to see what they say. They usually will laugh or say &#8220;really?&#8221; and then excuse themselves awkwardly.<\/p>\n<p>If I can&#8217;t remember someone&#8217;s name that I should know, I will just say &#8220;Hi&#8221; and leave it at that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I always think it&#8217;s funny when people I am acquainted with but do not really know me see me and can&#8217;t remember my name. Then they always say &#8220;Hey buddy&#8221; or &#8220;Hey man&#8221;. But my favorite is when they say &#8220;Hi guy&#8221;. I will then mention that Guy is my father&#8217;s name, just to see &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/2006\/09\/06\/dont-know-my-name\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Don&#8217;t Know My Name<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22905","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9Fk3x-5Xr","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22905","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22905"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22905\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22905"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22905"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22905"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}