{"id":22827,"date":"2006-04-25T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2006-04-25T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/2006\/04\/25\/saltines\/"},"modified":"2006-04-25T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2006-04-25T06:00:00","slug":"saltines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/2006\/04\/25\/saltines\/","title":{"rendered":"Saltines"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I love saltines. I buy a big box of Premium saltines from Costco and munch on them at work. I always get the regular salted type, but occasionally one of the packets of crackers inside the box is either the unsalted or &#8220;low sodium&#8221; varieties. That really sucks. I can&#8217;t stand those, unless I am putting something on the crackers to give it some flavor, such as peanut butter or sardines (mmmm!). I can&#8217;t believe quality control is so bad that one of the 10 packets is the wrong kind. There must be some sinister reason why they are doing this&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I love saltines. I buy a big box of Premium saltines from Costco and munch on them at work. I always get the regular salted type, but occasionally one of the packets of crackers inside the box is either the unsalted or &#8220;low sodium&#8221; varieties. That really sucks. I can&#8217;t stand those, unless I am &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/2006\/04\/25\/saltines\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Saltines<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22827","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s9Fk3x-saltines","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22827","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22827"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22827\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22827"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22827"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22827"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}