{"id":22610,"date":"2005-05-31T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2005-05-31T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/2005\/05\/31\/double-parking\/"},"modified":"2005-05-31T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2005-05-31T06:00:00","slug":"double-parking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/2005\/05\/31\/double-parking\/","title":{"rendered":"Double-parking"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It really irks me when people double-park badly in the parking garage at work. By badly, I mean &#8220;inapporpriately&#8221;. If you are going to double-park, at least be considerate, and do it in the not-so-crowded part of the garage. I see people double-park their brand new rides out in the boonies of the supermarket lot, and that&#8217;s fine. But don&#8217;t take up two of the nicer spaces in the garage. And if you are going to double park your Lexus SUV or Ford F-250, please don&#8217;t do it in the compact car spaces. There&#8217;s a frickin&#8217; sign up above that says &#8220;<--Compact&nbsp;|&nbsp;Full-size -->&#8220;, for goodness sakes. When I see cars double-park badly, I secretly wish someone would go key their doors. But I, personally, am not that mean.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It really irks me when people double-park badly in the parking garage at work. By badly, I mean &#8220;inapporpriately&#8221;. If you are going to double-park, at least be considerate, and do it in the not-so-crowded part of the garage. I see people double-park their brand new rides out in the boonies of the supermarket lot, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/2005\/05\/31\/double-parking\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Double-parking<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22610","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9Fk3x-5SG","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22610","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22610"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22610\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22610"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22610"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22610"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}