{"id":22467,"date":"2004-12-08T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2004-12-08T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/2004\/12\/08\/kneel-before-zod\/"},"modified":"2018-02-07T21:55:01","modified_gmt":"2018-02-08T03:55:01","slug":"kneel-before-zod","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/2004\/12\/08\/kneel-before-zod\/","title":{"rendered":"Kneel Before Zod"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.i-mockery.com\/generalzod\/default.php><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/media\/blog_images\/20041208_zod.jpg\" border=\"1\" width=\"260\" height=\"246\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>My friend sent me <a href=\"http:\/\/www.i-mockery.com\/generalzod\/default.php>a link to GeneralZod.net<\/a>. It&#8217;s pretty damn funny, if you know who General Zod is. Check out the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.i-mockery.com\/generalzod\/snoopy.php>sno-cone story<\/a>, it&#8217;s awesome.<\/p>\n<p>[Link via Tony &#8220;The Plumber&#8221;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>a link to GeneralZod.net. It&#8217;s pretty damn funny, if you know who General Zod is. Check out the<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22467","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9Fk3x-5Qn","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22467","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22467"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22467\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23423,"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22467\/revisions\/23423"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22467"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22467"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22467"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}