{"id":22321,"date":"2004-06-14T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2004-06-14T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/2004\/06\/14\/bedtime-injuries\/"},"modified":"2004-06-14T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2004-06-14T06:00:00","slug":"bedtime-injuries","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/2004\/06\/14\/bedtime-injuries\/","title":{"rendered":"Bedtime Injuries"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Have you ever been reading a book in bed, then as you start to nod off, drop the book on your face? I did once, fortunately it was a paperback. Unfortunately the corner hit the space between my upper lip and my nose and it hurt really bad&#8230; Last night I was reading an eBook (the one in the post below) and dropped my PocketPC on the floor. I have learned not to hold the thing directly over my face. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Have you ever been reading a book in bed, then as you start to nod off, drop the book on your face? I did once, fortunately it was a paperback. Unfortunately the corner hit the space between my upper lip and my nose and it hurt really bad&#8230; Last night I was reading an eBook &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/2004\/06\/14\/bedtime-injuries\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Bedtime Injuries<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22321","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9Fk3x-5O1","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22321","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22321"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22321\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22321"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22321"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22321"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}