{"id":22286,"date":"2004-04-09T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2004-04-09T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/2004\/04\/09\/funny-english\/"},"modified":"2004-04-09T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2004-04-09T06:00:00","slug":"funny-english","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/2004\/04\/09\/funny-english\/","title":{"rendered":"Funny English"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/media\/blog_images\/20040409_hashi.jpg\" border=\"1\" alt=\"image\" name=\"image\" width=\"260\" height=\"194\"><\/p>\n<p>For lunch today, we got some noodles from a Vietnamese restaurant nearby. The chopsticks that were in the bag said:<\/p>\n<p><I>Welcome to Chinese Restaurant. please try your Nice Chinese Food With Chopsticks the traditional and typical of Chinese glonous history. and cultual.<\/p>\n<p>BAMBOO CHOPSTLCKS<br \/>\nPRODUCT OF CHINA<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For lunch today, we got some noodles from a Vietnamese restaurant nearby. The chopsticks that were in the bag said: Welcome to Chinese Restaurant. please try your Nice Chinese Food With Chopsticks the traditional and typical of Chinese glonous history. and cultual. BAMBOO CHOPSTLCKS PRODUCT OF CHINA<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22286","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9Fk3x-5Ns","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22286","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22286"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22286\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22286"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22286"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22286"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}