{"id":22049,"date":"2003-06-02T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2003-06-02T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/2003\/06\/02\/really-funny-onion\/"},"modified":"2003-06-02T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2003-06-02T06:00:00","slug":"really-funny-onion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/2003\/06\/02\/really-funny-onion\/","title":{"rendered":"Really Funny Onion"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/media\/blog_images\/20030602_onion.gif\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" name=\"image\" width=\"120\" height=\"17\"><br \/>The current edition of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\">The Onion<\/a> is totally funny! The <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/onion3920\/bassist_unaware.html\">story about the Christian Rock Band bassist<\/a> is great, and the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/onion3920\/fire_safety_tips.html\">fire safety tips<\/a> are classic. And as a bonus to all you Austinites, the statbox is titles &#8220;Why Are We Moving to Austin?&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The current edition of The Onion is totally funny! The story about the Christian Rock Band bassist is great, and the fire safety tips are classic. And as a bonus to all you Austinites, the statbox is titles &#8220;Why Are We Moving to Austin?&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22049","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9Fk3x-5JD","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22049","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22049"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22049\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22049"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22049"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22049"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}