{"id":22026,"date":"2003-05-01T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2003-05-01T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/2003\/05\/01\/little-creatures\/"},"modified":"2003-05-01T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2003-05-01T06:00:00","slug":"little-creatures","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/2003\/05\/01\/little-creatures\/","title":{"rendered":"Little Creatures"},"content":{"rendered":"

I found this in a gardening newsgroup that I read and thought it was pretty funny. (Names have been changed\/removed) <\/p>\n

wrote in message news:<>…
\n> I know that this may sound a bit crazy……
\n>
\n> If any of you guys run across a centipede or scorpion around here, and
\n> you have some kind of jar that you could put it in, do you think that
\n> you could give me an email, and I could come pick it up from you?
\n>
\n> I am a fan of odd crazy animals, and I would appreciate any of these
\n> guys that I could get.
\n>
\n> If you don’t feel safe doing this, then don’t do it. It’s not worth
\n> getting stung over……
\n>
\n> Appreciate any help……
\n>
\n> =bill=<\/p>\n

PLEASE WHATEVER ANY OF YOU DO…..DO NOT CATCH ANY OF THESE LITTLE
\nCREATURES FOR HIM! We don’t need another violent or harmful animal.
\nThis is his girlfriend by the way…and I am allergic to ant and
\nmosquito bites, so I’m sure one of those would kill me if I got bit by
\none…because I have to be taken to the hospital for Bee Stings. I am
\nnot trying to sound mean at all, I just don’t think it is a good idea.
\nHe gets too excited by little creatures and wants them all as pets.
\nThank You!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I found this in a gardening newsgroup that I read and thought it was pretty funny. (Names have been changed\/removed) wrote in message news:… > I know that this may sound a bit crazy…… > > If any of you guys run across a centipede or scorpion around here, and > you have some kind … Continue reading Little Creatures<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22026","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9Fk3x-5Jg","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22026","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22026"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22026\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22026"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22026"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22026"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}