{"id":22009,"date":"2003-04-17T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2003-04-17T06:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/2003\/04\/17\/we-love-the-iraqi-information-minister\/"},"modified":"2003-04-17T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2003-04-17T06:00:00","slug":"we-love-the-iraqi-information-minister","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/2003\/04\/17\/we-love-the-iraqi-information-minister\/","title":{"rendered":"We Love the Iraqi Information Minister"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/media\/blog_images\/2003_04_17_storysahafmon.jpg\" border=\"1\"><\/p>\n<p>You have probably <a href=\"http:\/\/www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com\/\">seen this website before<\/a>, but I just have to post it. It&#8217;s so funny. Some of my favorite quotes of his:<\/p>\n<p><i>&#8220;I triple guarantee you, there are no American soldiers in Baghdad.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;they are nowhere near the airport ..they are lost in the desert&#8230;they can not read a compass&#8230;they are retarded.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>[On surrenders> &#8220;Those are not Iraqi soldiers at all. Where did they bring them from?&#8221;<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Enjoy!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You have probably seen this website before, but I just have to post it. It&#8217;s so funny. Some of my favorite quotes of his: &#8220;I triple guarantee you, there are no American soldiers in Baghdad.&#8221; &#8220;they are nowhere near the airport ..they are lost in the desert&#8230;they can not read a compass&#8230;they are retarded.&#8221; [On &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/2003\/04\/17\/we-love-the-iraqi-information-minister\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">We Love the Iraqi Information Minister<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22009","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9Fk3x-5IZ","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22009","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22009"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22009\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22009"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22009"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.takoyaki.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22009"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}